“Nooooooooooo!”
“Foundered off the coast of Barandalf and no one around to help…”
“And those bandits on the other shore are crawling all over the place wrecking my kegs!”
“This looks bad. Really really bad…”
“Thankfully one of the kegs survived the wreck!”
“There’s nothing that a proper dwarven ale cannot solve!”
Enjoy your own Tale of the Shipwrecked Mariner and make sure to get your Pirate Outfit!
Head: Feathered Felt Hat, default dye (Lotro store cosmetic)
Shoulders: Supple Wildermore Shoulderpads, white dye (crafted light armour T8 tailoring recipe)
Chest: Supple Wildermore Robe, white dye (crafted light armour T8 tailoring recipe)
Hands: Fingerless Gloves, umber dye (Yule Festival cosmetic)
Feet: Padded Shoes, umber dye (light armour vendor Bree)
Cosmetic Lotro 
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we’re really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We’re rascals and scoundrels, we’re villians and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We’re devils and black sheep, we’re really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We’re beggars and blighters and ne’er do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we’re loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
I have no memory of wearing that glorious outfit, yet that is clearly my visage there, luxurious dark skin and well-groomed snowy beard and all! What devilry is this! I see two possibilities: those pumpkin fiends have laced my ale and played dress-up with me when I wasn’t in charge of my faculties, or they have copied my likeness as one traces a pattern from a stencil, and they plan on replacing me! The Pumpkin Plot thickens! Clearly the depths of their insidious schemes know no end!